i knew i should create a great sensation

via murderplotthoughts · originally by moonquaffle
  • (We’re taking a calculus final. The TA is a well-known Lord of the Rings fan, and we’ve had running LotR jokes all semester.)
  • TA: “Okay, guys, everyone look at me. We’ve been over the rules, but just in case: no notes, pencil your answers in on the scantron sheet, and graphing calculators only – no more ‘can I just used my cell phone’ nonsense.”
  • Student: “[TA's name], my calculator batteries just died! What should I do?”
  • TA: “Here, I’ve got a big box of spares.”
  • Student: *struggling* “I can’t get this packaging open…”
  • Student 2: “Here, I’ve got a pocket knife.”
  • TA: “And I’ve got a pair of scissors if you need them.”
  • Student 3: *from the back of the room* “OR MY AXE!”
  • (Everyone starts laughing.)
  • TA: “The only axes allowed on the exam are in the graph section.”
  • (Everyone groans.)
  • TA: “Oh, come on, you’re in a math class. Deal with the math jokes.”
  • (The professor enters with a stack of exams. With him are two exam proctors.)
  • Professor: “Tolkien jokes already, [TA's name]?”
  • TA: “Hey, I didn’t start it.”
  • (The professor starts handing stacks of exams to the TA and proctors.)
  • Professor: “But I’m about to finish it. [TA], take these exams down the left flank. [Proctor 1], follow the desks down the center. [Proctor 2], take your exams right, along the wall.”
  • (At this point, many of the students have realized where this is going: Theoden’s lines from ‘Return of the King.’)
  • Professor: “Forth, and fear no problems! Solve! Solve, students of calculus! Points shall be taken, scores shall be splintered! A pencil day! A red-ink day! Until three thirty!”
  • (The professor pulls out a pencil, holding it out like a sword, and runs down the first row holding it out. Students hold up their pencils, hitting his as he passes.)
  • Professor: “Solve now! Solve now! Solve to good grades and the class ending! MAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAATH!”
  • Professor: “MAAAAATH!”
  • Entire Class: “MAAAAAATH!”
  • Professor: “Forth, exam-takers!”
  • (The entire class rises to their feet and gives him a standing ovation. A week later, we get an email from the professor.)
  • Professor: *at the end of the email* “PS: I appreciate all of you who wrote in their evaluations that I was the one professor to rule them all, but the best one yet was the student who called me ‘Mathrandir.’”

tolkien wallpapers

via myletternevercame · originally by jaimeswhitecloak

moffnat:

DO YOU EVER JUST GET UNREASONABLY EMOTIONAL OVER LORD OF THE RINGS MUSIC

via reynabeths · originally by gondors
  • boss lady: are those PEZ dispensers?
  • me: yes, but more importantly they are Lord of the Rings PEZ dispensers.
  • boss lady: oh.
  • me: yeah, just in case you were wondering what level of nerd I'm brining to the group.
  • boss lady: well everyone has to be something.

deliriosdefrikeza:

The Istari

via morerandomphrases · originally by rainyroad

Welcome to tumblr.

via colinmorgasms · originally by peregringave

dontgigglesherlock:

shireenstark:

kotorirod:

It must be why he worries about them more than the rest of the Fellowship, in my opinion.

Pft! I’m so not crying myself while making this gifset ;w; Insomnia antics I tell you

Wow, way to put my heart in a blender at six in the morning.

I was perfectly fine until I saw this damnit

via reynabeths · originally by kotorirod

Last scenes from the LOTR Trilogy.

via lookuponherbehalf · originally by peregrint